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Saturday, February 26, 2005

Robot chicken kicks ass.


Pikachu: Pika-Pika, Pi-ka-chu!
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: Pi-Pi-ka-chu!
Squirtle: Squirttttle!
Pikachu: Pika Pi!
Squirtle: Squirtle Squ-OH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS CRAP, WHY IS ANYBODY WATCHING THIS SH*T!!
Pikachu: (scared) Say your lines, or they'll give you the gas!
Squirtle: Kids, GO OUTSIDE AND READ A FRICKIN' BOOK!!

Monday, February 21, 2005

even more words of wisdom from ar15.com

[quote]Originally Posted By PeteCO:


As for the "homo" thing, I have a very complex philosophy regarding this: WHO GIVES A FUCK.

I WILL however say that shows that are [i]all about[/i] being gay come across as a little stupid, just like guys who will openly advertise it at a party and make sure everyone in the room knows about it. Think of it this way - what if whenever I went to a social engagement, I talked on and on about how I loved to fuck girls, and that my girlfriend just loves when I yank those anal beads out like I'm rip-starting a lawnmower. Pretty stupid, right? No one wants to fucking hear it because it's too much damn information, right? Same thing. Even though I am not gay, I have no animosity at all toward those who are, just like even though I don't eat broccoli I could give a shit if you or anyone else does. Not only do I not care if you like brocolli, but if you do, I don't hate you for it.

Just don't introduce yourself to me as "Hi, I'm Todd.....I'm gay" [rolleyes] Yes, I have actually had this happen to me. What if I had said "Hi, I'm Pete......I only fuck chicks who are 3-hole qualified"?[/quote]

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